Dead or alive xtreme 3: fortune

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Minimal clothing, minimal effort

Boobies. Tits. Knockers. Funbags. Dirty pillows. Cans. Jugs. Bewbz. Tatas. The Olsen Twins. Chi-chis. Chesticles. Jubblies. Honkers. Tittays. Puppies. Melons. Captain & Tennille. Twin Peaks. Mosquito bites. Shoulder boulders. I mean that is what you’re here for, right?

Somehow Dead or Alive Xtreme 3: Fortune manages khổng lồ have even less gameplay than previous titles, và even more focus on sexualization — one cast thành viên that doesn’t look quite legal — but maybe you’re into that? Hope you’re also into grinding put in place to tempt you to buy microtransactions because that is a hot new feature you can only find in this Asia exclusive title.

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The owner’s money and items are separate from the girls, và he can gamble at the casino as well. Once you’ve played at the casino enough as the owner, you’ll unlock tickets that grant you a strip tease from the girls, if you’ve somehow forced them to have feelings for you by buying them things (what a terrible message khổng lồ send to people). The strip teases are awkward with stiff animations just lượt thích those found in volleyball. Don’t believe me? Then kiểm tra out this not safe for work video that includes Marie, the 18-year-old-who-looks-14-at-most, performing a strip tease.

Performing any task in the trò chơi will earn you Zack bucks that can be used lớn buy swimsuits, food, gifts, volleyballs, new hairstyles, và can be used for gambling at the casino. Gifts can be sent khổng lồ girls khổng lồ make them favor the girl you’ve chosen khổng lồ play as, eventually letting them partner up with you for volleyball if you’d like. In the grand scheme of things gifting feels like “Baby’s First Dating Simulator” & isn’t all that fun or important.

You’ll be given missions to lớn complete a certain task a certain way or number of times, và upon doing so you’ll earn bonus cash và experience points that count towards your owner rank. Increasing your rank unlocks the ability lớn purchase more nội dung in shops, but ranking up is a real grind. Some missions require buying an thành tích a girl likes và gifting it to lớn her as an owner, others have you playing or winning a minigame multiple times, or as mentioned, playing awful roulette ten times. Grinding in a game that only has a demos worth of content is fucking stupid.

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But the grinding doesn’t stop at ranks, as unlocking outfits for the girls means you’ll be doing the same mini-games và gambling over & over. The amount of money you can have at any given time is capped at 1.5 million, preventing you from buying more than a couple of swimsuits at a time. Why cap in trò chơi money, you may ask? Well lớn encourage you lớn buy microtransactions of course! That’s right; walls have been built in the hopes that you’ll cave in and pay a few extra bucks to Koei Tecmo lớn outfit your character in barely there bikinis. Isn’t capitalism great?

Graphically there is much to be desired here, at least, when it comes lớn surroundings, as the girls look fantastic. Let’s be honest, this is all that matters to lớn most of you, và if that is the case you’ll be pleased lớn know that tits và ass jiggle more realistically than in previous titles. Outfits don’t seem to lớn be all that original or more revealing than in previous titles really, & you’re not going to lớn see any nipples or holes aside from mouths. There are tons of swimsuits to purchase và unlock if you don’t mind the mindlessly dull grind to lớn get them.

I bought my copy of the trò chơi directly from the Hong Kong PSN store, which includes the trò chơi entirely in English. The English translation is the same you’d expect if the game released here, with no noticeable grammar or spelling issues. All the voices are in Japanese, but judging by past English voice acting that is a good thing. Honestly, I don’t know why Koei Tecmo don’t just release this version of the game on PSN for English-speaking countries, the people who will be offended by the game aren’t going lớn buy it regardless, và it is easy to khuyễn mãi giảm giá with criticism when you can plug your ears with cash money. Surely they could, at the very least, make back the amount of money required to lớn release it digitally in other regions.

The whole package feels extremely light on content, và even a bit rushed. With reused assets, features missing that were in previous titles, added microtransactions, a lack of characters, & lots of grinding, it is hard to lớn recommend this to lớn even the most titty-starved gamer. You’d be better served watching videos of the spicier scenes online or just going lớn any number of free porn sites, thus saving yourself the time, money, & brain cells that would otherwise be spent on this.